TV Tokyo (Tere Tou) – Soutaiseiriron テレ東 相対性理論 English Translation

チャンネルをテレ東に
If you have the remote

リモコン持ったら速やかに
Waste no time and tune in to TV Tokyo

フルカラーのまたたきが
With full color flickering of light

ブラウン管からあふれだす
Overflowing from the CRT screen

チャンネルはそのままに
Turn the channel on

一旦つけたらそのままに
And leave it

水曜の退屈を
This cool TV saves me from

いかしたテレビが満たしてく
Wednesday’s boredom

伝えたい言葉は I LOVE YOU
I want to tell you that I LOVE YOU

口をついて出る I WANT YOU
The phrase “I WANT YOU” rushes out from my mouth

あいのことばは”I LOVE YOU”
Words of affection, “I LOVE YOU”

きみに届けたい I NEED YOU
I want to send you “I NEED YOU”

チャンネルをテレ東に
At TV Tokyo’s channel

ダンスチューンは緩やかに
A dance tune softly plays

オーディオはステレオに
In stereophonic sound

結婚するなら六月に
If I get married in June

あいつきっと爽やかに
It has to be to someone refreshing

レモンを齧って爽やかに
Munching on a lemon is refreshing

プロポーズ決めたくて
Deciding on a marriage proposal

気の利くセリフを探してる
I’m looking for a phenomenal line to say

伝えたい言葉は I LOVE YOU
I want to tell you that I LOVE YOU

口をついて出る I WANT YOU
The phrase “I WANT YOU” rushes out from me

あいのことばは I LOVE YOU

Words of affection, I LOVE YOU

きみに届けたい I NEED YOU
I want to send you “I NEED YOU”

夢見がちな午後の I LOVE YOU
The ‘I LOVE YOU’ of  a dreamy afternoon

ふいに沸いて出る I WANT YOU
‘I WANT YOU’ comes out all of a sudden, in excitement

きみに届けたい I LOVE YOU
I want to send you “I LOVE YOU”

きみに伝えたい I NEED YOU
I want to tell you I NEED YOU

あいことばは I LOVE YOU x3

Words of affection, I LOVE YOU x3

届けたい I NEED YOU
I want to send you I NEED YOU

あいことばは I LOVE YOU

Words of affection, I LOVE YOU

(届けたい I NEED YOU)
(I want to send you I NEED YOU)

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Translated by Morgoth